Certification
- Marvelour of Wonders
- Active Participant of Scary Situations and Astounding Adventures
- Official Member of F.A.M.E. (Fantasy. Adventure. Mystery. Everyday.)
Experience
Spending an extraordinary number of years with absolutely no control over the capping of imagination, fun, and curiosity.
Willingly take part in impossible problems only to come up with the most ludicrous solution.
Due to unfortunate circumstances, will no longer experience feeling on a small spot on my left calf.
Skills
Secret Keeper | Occasion Riser | Dear Heart | Barefoot Walking | Strangeness Acceptance | Magic Maker | Gravity Defiant | Fairy Tale Reader | Story Maker-Upper | Amusingly Baffled | Restless Reckless | Comprehensive Curiousness | Usually Unbelievable
Education
One day, I buried a jar full of treasures under the tallest tree in the back yard. A week later, I went to dig it up and the jar was missing.
That day, I learned a very important lesson. (I’ve learned many lessons over time, but this was a good one.)
The important lesson I learned was this: Do not bury something that is important to you. You may lose it.
