Client: We want to make the size of the grain of this glow-y stuff even smaller.
Us: Smaller than a grain?
Client: What if we made it nano size?
Us: We already get it in micro size. That’s smaller than we need for the project.
Client: But what if we made it smaller?
Us: Why would you want to?
Client: Nano is hot right now.
Us: …
Client: And can you get it done by Tuesday? We know no one has invented it yet and it may be impossible to find a manufacturer, but it’ll really impress our bosses if we can show him some nano glow-y dust at the next board meeting.
Us: Do you want it gift wrapped?
Client: If you can do it under budget, it’d be super sweet.
